“It is better to wear out than to rust out.”

“A compliment is a gift, not to be thrown away carelessly, unless you want to hurt the giver.”

“Do not wait for the last judgment. It takes place every day.”

“Suicidal glory is the luxury of the irresponsible. We’re not giving up. We’re waiting for a better opportunity to win.”

“Crime does not pay … as well as politics.”

“I’ve wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I’m happy to state I finally won out over it.”

“Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.”

“My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what’s really going on to be scared.”

If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel.

I'm too old for this shit!