“A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits.”

“Communism is like one big phone company.”

“Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.”

“A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.”

“Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare.”

“Better fare hard with good men than feast it with bad.”

“You have got to discover you, what you do, and trust it.”

“Don’t aim at success - the more you aim at it and make it a target, the more you are going to miss it. For success, like happiness, cannot be pursued; it must ensue… as the unintended side-effect of one’s personal dedication to a course greater than oneself.”

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they are in August.

Listen! You smell something?