Did Somebody Say FLOPPY?
Posted on June 1st, 2008 by arianskyy
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Here's some telling signs that you're heading to that place called... um.... MATURITY. Yeah. Not 'OLDness'...
- You consider 'weight lifting' standing up, not going to the gym.
- You're prouder of your lawnmower than your car.
- Getting lucky means you get a close parking spot.
- When you find out that your best friend is pregnant, you actually congratulate them instead of asking, "Oh shit...what the hell happened??"
- You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
- 99% of the time you're doing stuff on your computer, it's actually work stuff.
- You don't know what time Taco Bell closes any more.
- You feed the dog Science Diet instead of Taco Bell leftovers.
- A $3.00 bottle of wine is no longer referred to as 'pretty good shit'.
- You take naps.
- It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
- You got cable for the weather channel.
- You buy a compass for your car instead of sub-woofers.
- Your fridge holds more food than beer.
- You hear your favorite song playing in the elevator.
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