“I don’t believe in black majority rule in Rhodesia…not in a thousand years.” - Ian Smith, March 1976

“A very thief in love, a chaffy lord, Not worth the name of villain.” - Shakespeare, The Two Noble Kinsmen, 3. 1

“Children nowadays are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannise their teachers.” - Socrates

“I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.” - Bill Clinton

“Do not breed. Nothing gives less pleasure than childbearing. Pregnancies are damaging to health, spoil the figure, wither the charms, and it’s the cloud of uncertainty forever hanging over these events that darkens a husband’s mood.” - Marquis de Sade

“A very superficial, ignorant, unweighing fellow.” - Shakespeare, Measure For Measure, 3. 2

“Chanel No. 5.” - Marilyn Monroe, asked what she wore in bed

“Cricket is the greatest thing that God ever created on earth…certainly greater than sex, although sex isn’t too bad either.” - Harold Pinter

“A very dishonest paltry boy, and more a coward than a hare.” - Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, 3. 4

“I can do anything you want me to do as long as I don’t have to speak.” - Linda Evangelista, supermodel

“But a lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.” - George Bernard Shaw

“I believe there would be many people alive today if there were a death penalty.” - Nancy Reagan

“I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans.” - George W Bush

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.” - Barbara Bush

“A sort of vagabonds, rascals, and runaways; A scum of Bretons and base lackey peasants, Whom their o’er-cloyed country vomits forth.” - Shakespeare, Richard III, 5. 3